Santa Quits Smoking (again)

Author: tylermasse

Date: November 29, 2001

by tylermasse
11-29-01
Santa's withdrawl - Day Three:
What happened to your nose? Just think what the VP of Marketing will say!
Oh no, Santa is still in withdrawl
Rudy goes to get his prosthesis while Santa mentally mocks him.
Stupid fucking reindeer...OOH! Look at me, I can fly, meh meh meh....
Santa starts foaming at the mouth.
Shit, I need a smoke. GIVE ME A CIGARETTE, DAMN YOU! I know you're holding out on me!
Here we go again...Why did we even HAVE that intervention?