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by uninspired
11-28-01
God damnit... not another stupid kid
OMG SANTA
HO HO HO WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS LITTLE GIRL
A PONY
WELL YOU ARE NOT GOING TO GET IT
...Santa you fucker.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
Hey, Jesus, what's up
Just hangin around, you?
Same old same old
Yea, well, it's nice talking to you and everything, but could you get out of my way? You're kind of blocking my sun.
Tell me about it.
Dude Jesus can be such an asshole.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
Hey baby, what's shakin?
is this guy talking to me...?
If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together
Let's go back to my place.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
HIYA
What's Cookin???!?!?!?!?!

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
the saga continues...
...
the saga continues...
you're not much of a conversationalist, are you?
the saga continues...
I'm never going on a blind date again.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
CHEAP JOKE IN 5...4..
3...2...
I should have known this is what you meant in your personal ad...
1! HAHAHAHAHAHAH
...when you said you were "HOT!"

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
I'm outta here.
KIDS NEVER LEAVE A FIRE UNSUPERVISED

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
I'm always alone in my dorm room. Both my roommates always have interesting things to do.
Hmm.. reversi sounds good right about now.
I don't. I sit and answer the phone.
RING RING
It's never for me.
HI IS ONE OF YOUR COOL, POPULAR ROOMMATES HOME?
No.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
AHAHAHAHAHAH. FART JOKE!!!

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
I AM A ROBOT. I AM SUPER INTELLIGENT, AND SUPER STRONG
I'm a cowboy! I ROPE STEER
Together, we can take over the world
YEEHA!
(these are cows.)
we're fucking screwed.

 

by uninspired
11-28-01
Mr. President, that's not how you spell "government"
You're fired.

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
Ok.
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
Hi, lets be friends.
NO!!
Why not?
Because you're different
BITCH

 

by uninspired
11-29-01

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
On November 1st of every year, people throughout Mexico and parts of the United States celebrate Dia de los Muertos, the Day of the Dead. It is a holiday that has its roots in ancient Aztec culture.
When Europeans reached Mexico, the Day was seen by them as sacrilegious.
It represents the difference in philosophy between the Christian and traditional Aztec cultures. Yet the indigenous people continued to celebrate the Day of the Dead....
...and eventually it took on a face more compatible with Christianity
The purpose of the day is to remember loved ones who have passed on. To pay tribute to the deceased, food and other offerings are placed on altars designed to honor the dead.
The living can enjoy the food and festivities as well

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
Oh man, you're never going to believe what happened to me last night.
do tell.
Are you sure you want to hear it? It's a pretty fucking sick twisted story....
hmm... let me think about it.
Ok.

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
School sucks.
Tell me about it.
I don't even know why I'm here
Preach on, brother
It's such a waste of time
Ok, that got old quick.

 

by uninspired
11-29-01
Hmm... this paper shouldn't be too tough...all I need is some inspiration...
FOOL!

 

by uninspired
11-30-01
....ladies and gentlemen, a polar bear blinking in a snowstorm.
applause
ENCORE!

 

by uninspired
12-02-01
Hark! It is I! Here to save the planet from my peril with my Mind Bullets!
Great. Another comic book character. Do you realize the kind of mental anguish you give kids? They read these fucking comic books and all they see are regular people like them....
...turned into super heroes by some freak accident. They spend their whole lives waiting to get bit by some radioactive spider. And does it ever happen? No. It's a big fucking lie.
FIRE MIND BULLETS!

 

by uninspired
12-04-01

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