It's funny, because its true.

Author: uninspired

Date: November 28, 2001

by uninspired
11-28-01
I'm always alone in my dorm room. Both my roommates always have interesting things to do.
Hmm.. reversi sounds good right about now.
I don't. I sit and answer the phone.
RING RING
It's never for me.
HI IS ONE OF YOUR COOL, POPULAR ROOMMATES HOME?
No.