This is the dawn of the creation of a new world.

Author: unorthodoxdevice

Date: January 9, 2004

And now, presenting . . . OUR MAIN CHARACTERS! Ziegfried, Ze zociopathic albino media critic! And Sockets, the semi-sentient Television!
Zis pooblik televizion makez me vant to ztab out ze eyez of ze man at ze free klinik.
I am creation.
Anti-Life, all pestilence, disease, and hatred for man coalesced into physical form! And Jenny, the highly pixillated woman!
PUNY MORTAL! BOW BEFORE THE MIGHT OF TWENTY-NINE STRAINS OF FLESH-EATING BACTERIA!
Jesus, couldn't I have gotten a REAL FUCKING ARTIST?!
Crunchy, the carnivorous robot! And Vick, a guy who looks vaguely like I would when I'm thirty!
C:> EATHUMANFLESHANDPROCESSVITALNUTRIENTS
Man, was I a loser.