The continuum of the process that defines us all as mortals

Author: unorthodoxdevice

Date: January 14, 2004

MITTENS, THE IMMORTAL SUICIDE-ADDICTED POET! AND FREON, THE ROBOT WITH SOME SORT OF VENERAL DISEASE!
I have a knife. With it I slash. Then I get back up and watch some M*A*S*H.
C:> LOGIC DICTATES A CONDOM
FIRE, ALSO KNOWN AS THE MERCIFUL MASTER OF HUMANITY! AND JAMAFOOKINS, THE INCOMPREHENSIBLE ANIMAL THAT I CAN'T IDENTIFY AND PROBABLY DOESN'T EXIST!
BURNBURNBURNBURNBURN
Praise dictates the unfortunate penthouse frog.
SADDAMABINALLADIN, THE ART MODEL PEOPLE USE TO COMMIT HORRIBLE RACISM! AND SPLUGGORYTTHHIXYZISAZYL, THE NON-EUCLIDEAN COMEDIAN!
I am often used as a scapegoat for the infantile shortcomings of ignorant, rageful, frustrated Americans.
So I said, "That's not Xyvixtzsilragshabalsjaith, that's my wife!" Ha ha! And then I hate his head.