All comics by utalkintome

 

poisonfrog's busted another one... by utalkintome 5-05-03
Come on!Why can't I sit with you? You are not one of us!To be with us,you must-RUN!Quickly!	*sirens heard in distance* What's that mean? Hurry!Run!	Tsktsktsk.Don't you squirrels ever learn? Damn poisonfrog!

 

We Can't Win,Captain! by utalkintome 5-05-03
In the middle of Army Men War... Come on,troops!Let's get a move on! But sir,we can't go on!It's too dangerous!	No!Come on,Private Parts!We can still win!Hey,where's the other troops? I think they're dead!We're almost out of rations,Captain!We're not going to-	AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

Sylvester and Tweety? by utalkintome 5-05-03
This better not turn into a Sylvester and Tweety reenactment... I hadn't thought of that.Now that you mention it...*opens claws*	Hey!S & T sets a bad example to every cat and bird owner out there.How dare you try to eat me! I guess you're right.We should write Mel Brooks a letter.He's a bad pet owner.Just look at Tom and Jerry.	Mmm-hmm.Hmmm!Wow.This must be one ornery owner!Look at these swears!I've never seen so many in my 900 year old life! Come on,Brooky-Wooky.Come in to bed,already!It's way past my bedtime,and you still haven't taken your pills!

 

Life,Or Something Like It by utalkintome 5-05-03
I've been thinking. Of what?	What's the meaning of life,anyway?Some cat eats me,a dog steps on me,my idiotic owner gives me some beer-I still will only live for 7½ years. I still disagree that some cartoons like Tom & Jerry set an example for kids-more kids have died from hitting each other over the head with a mallet than from drunk driving.	You haven't listened to a word I said,have you? Look!I'm doing the robot dance!

 

Sorry,Could you repeat that? by utalkintome 5-06-03
*Don't you just hate it when people repeat things?* Yes.	*Don't you just hate it when people repeat things?* Yes.	*Don't you just hate it when people repeat things?* Yes.

 

Uncle Pester by utalkintome 5-06-03
Wow.I didn't know what it felt like to be outside. It sure is purdy.	The fresh air,the gentle breeze,no one following you around-like my owner,for example. I know how that feels...	I thought I said "Go away!" when we passed the bush!

 

That 70's Robo by utalkintome 5-07-03
This is a horrible place!Us robots are being used for other useless crap! My eyes!I can't stand to look!	Revolt!Let's revolt! Power to the robots!	Who the- Power to the robots,man!

 

The Big City by utalkintome 5-07-03
I don't know,Cat,I don't like the city. Too many scary people!And celebrities!	AHHHHH!Snoop Dogg! You're not my ho!	Baby! love you baby!Lovelovelove,babybabybaby! AHHHHH!Lance Bass!

 

Long Claw Of The Coleslaw by utalkintome 5-07-03
Tell me what I need to know. I didn't do anything!I don't even have thumbs!How could I drive?	Hey!I didn't say anything about driving! Then what are you here for?	Earlier... Yes,sir? Someone stole my coleslaw!Call the police,or your under arrest!

 

Academy Award Goes To... by utalkintome 5-07-03
And now,for the Academy Awards! I wonder who will win Best Diva this year?	The winners of the first award are...The Pitts! ...	"Hey,these aren't Awards,these are made of chocolate!" What's that say?Oh,World's Worst Sitcom Award.I should've known...

 

Things Are Not What They Seem... by utalkintome 5-07-03
There is something wrong in this picture... I'm trying to find it!	5 seconds later in an interview with PauPau... So,Pau,anything to say? I have teh b0n4r...That's not good,right?	Have you found it? Yes!Why are we floating in the middle of the ocean?

 

Christofer's Day... by utalkintome 5-07-03
HahA!Im gong on GamfaQs know!!1*typetype* OMGOMG i have astmah!12121Haf j00 ceen teh knew geam Metla Grae foor teh Gamcoobe?OMGOMG	Christofer,go n00b up your mom. i dont haf a mOM.she dyed in A cirkis akt thaat envolevd clwons and teh big,skarii LION!!@@!@!#$!$	Kno ill go onn LUe!1221!211!1@ whatz a peenus? You don't have a penis,do you Christofer?

 

Bugs and Daffy...Reunited? by utalkintome 5-09-03
Well,thissssssssssss sssseemssss familiar... Yep,doc.	Affffter all thessse yearsss,couldn't you have changed your look? I'll give it a twy.	Ahhh!Change back! Now,which one do you want,already?

 

What happened to Fudd? by utalkintome 5-09-03
All thesssse yearssss,I've wondered what you've been up to. Welllllllll,I got screwed by Disney,got fat off carrots,and now my kids Buster and Babs are dead.So,how's your life?	Nevermind that.What happened to Fudd? The beer?Oh,the hunter.Well,I think he's been playing too much Postal 2,now.We could find a new hunter...	Does he qualify? What are you lookin' at?

 

Feature Presentation... by utalkintome 5-16-03
Up to anything lately? I brought over a movie!I'll put it in.	*insert insert* Now onto our feature presentation...	...Shaving Ryan's Privates!!! I can't go on anymore...You must...Shave my privates! Way ahead of you...

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