Life,Or Something Like It

Author: utalkintome

Date: May 5, 2003

by utalkintome
5-05-03
I've been thinking.
Of what?
What's the meaning of life,anyway?Some cat eats me,a dog steps on me,my idiotic owner gives me some beer-I still will only live for 7½ years.
I still disagree that some cartoons like Tom & Jerry set an example for kids-more kids have died from hitting each other over the head with a mallet than from drunk driving.
You haven't listened to a word I said,have you?
Look!I'm doing the robot dance!