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| So get this, last night my girl and I were cruisin' down the interstate at fuckin' 80 mph and she slides her hands down my pants. | |
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| No, she gave me a full blowjob! If it wasn't for cruise control my foot would have floored the gas. | |
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| "I'm sorry I was speeding, officer, but my girlfriend was sucking me off and--" | |
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| On the upside, you'd probably get plenty of head in jail. | |
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