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by vebelfetzer
2-20-01
Monday night finds Steve once again at Stuart's Coffee Shop, chillin' in front of the open mic.
Shit.
*clears throat*
*feedback*
HATE you guys.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-20-01
Meanwhile, 30,000 feet above the surface of the planet...
Werd up, Josh.
Hey Steve.
...
I thought you never wore underwear, Steve.
Mother fucker.
I like the stripes, man.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-20-01
Steve decides to get away from it all and have a relaxing weekend in Lake Stevens.
Ahh...now for a relaxing LiveJournal session on Granny's supersweet computer.
Fuck.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-20-01
The Ubiquitous Mr. Lovegrove takes a quiet, moonlit walk.
Heh heh...it's good to be gothic...
*shuffle, bump* Oh, excuse me, was that your tentacle? My bad.
*slither* S'quite all right.
Fuckin' poser.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-20-01
In the grim future of Sanrio, there is only war...
mew.
Hello Kitty 40k.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-21-01
I hate life.
I mean the cereal...I like the game.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-21-01
Apparently, Juicy Juice is 100% juice for 100% kids.
So, 94% kids can't drink it?
If they did, they would explode.

 

by vebelfetzer
2-21-01
I hate it when I go into a bar, meet someone, take her home, have sex with her, and in the morning I find out it's Elmer Fudd.
What?

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Parachuting 101, Final Project...
Fig. 2...pull cord to operate para*snap*---fuck. Fig. 3, emergency chute cord...*snap*. Shit. SHIT! Wait...what's that...hey, there's some woman hurtling up towards me at immense speed!
!
!
Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?!
NO! Do you know anything about gas grills?!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Look, will everyone just SHUT THE FUCK UP?!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
*click click*
Shit.
Man, I wish my remote worked on my tape deck.
It will, if you throw it hard enough.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Until tomorrow...
Okay, bye!
See ya around.
Did she just say "funky butt-lovin'"?

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Jesus. If there's one thing Tijuana does not need, it's more robots.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Damn it!
I thought vampire red was going to be a nice, summery auburn!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Action!
...okayyy...what the fuck was that?
Just think of it as an experimental art film. It doesn't matter how bad it sucks, as long as the artist wears a beret!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Stunning DJ expose`!
Being a DJ isn't easy. You have to spend a lot of money on bad music, and push lots of buttons. Also, you have to have sex with rave girls and they put ketamine up your nose.
You also have to go to DJ school for 4 years. The final exam just says "Have you ever sampled from Kurtis Blow?"
The correct answer is yes.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
YOU'LL HAVE TO SPEAK LOUDER, I'M WEARING A TOWEL!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Why is my chili so bland? Joe, do you have my Picante sauce?
Oh God, here it comes...
All your Pace are belong to us.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Jamie and Stark in the aftermath of the party.
Are you tired?
Nahh. (wang)
...
That cheesedog thing had (wang) me all excited...
So...you wanna watch a movie?
YEAH! And do you have (wang) any cereal?!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Hey, Steve. Haven't seen you in here in a while. What's up?
Hey 'Liza. Not much.
Those are some nice boxers.
Fuck off. Josh n' me did that one already.
I bet Jamie did it first.
I HATE YOU!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
FOOM!
Holy shit!
Moses! Free the slaaaaves!
...ha ha, Dad. Very funny.
Hee hee!

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Hey Steve.
Hey 'Liza.
Just kinda hangin' around, eh?
I know where you sleep, whore.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
So Lipid, you must be pretty worried about this new Olestra. Competition and all that.
Yeah, well. You know what they say.
"Olestra takes it up the ass."

 

by vebelfetzer
7-20-01
And now a word from our sponsors.
*ahem*
Word.
As the official Lowpass default characters, we're here to make a request. It does not involve donkey sodomy, AYB or even Gabe Billings.
True dat.
Frankly, when Vebelfetzer is awarding comics with higher votes based simply on the fact that the creators used correct, nay, ANY spelling or punctuation, something's gotta give.
So please, folks. Make an effort to make your comics, well, not suck. Thank you for your time. Peace out.

 

by vebelfetzer
7-23-01
Due to a recent drop in viewers, Vebelfetzer has decided to fall back on an oldie, but a goodie to increase ratings. You go, girl!
-sigh- OH NO. HOME ALONE AND THE PHONE IS RINGING. WHATEVER SHALL I DO.
Ring.
You know what? No. Fuck you guys. I am NOT doing this stupid-ass joke again! Ungh!
FOOM!
HA HA HA! PERISH IN FLAMES, FUCKTOAST!
Ring!

 

by vebelfetzer
11-06-01
...come to my attention(and all things do, hey, I'm God and all) that lately you have all been just...well...not very nice. First you all were so cruel to that nice Christian college boy Papa Dan42...
I wonder when MoC's next show is...
...blah blah blah blah WEPT blah blah blah blah FOR SHAME blah blah etc. Now go out there and LOVE!
...does this guy ever stop bitching? He reminds me of that damn pirate queen girl. Shit, looks like he's wrapping up. I should probably say something.
You got that cross at the Metro, didn't you?

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