"You will perish in flames!"

Author: vebelfetzer

Date: July 23, 2001

by vebelfetzer
7-23-01
Due to a recent drop in viewers, Vebelfetzer has decided to fall back on an oldie, but a goodie to increase ratings. You go, girl!
-sigh- OH NO. HOME ALONE AND THE PHONE IS RINGING. WHATEVER SHALL I DO.
Ring.
You know what? No. Fuck you guys. I am NOT doing this stupid-ass joke again! Ungh!
FOOM!
HA HA HA! PERISH IN FLAMES, FUCKTOAST!
Ring!