Passing Gas

Author: vebelfetzer

Date: July 18, 2001

by vebelfetzer
7-18-01
Parachuting 101, Final Project...
Fig. 2...pull cord to operate para*snap*---fuck. Fig. 3, emergency chute cord...*snap*. Shit. SHIT! Wait...what's that...hey, there's some woman hurtling up towards me at immense speed!
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Hey! Do you know anything about parachutes?!
NO! Do you know anything about gas grills?!