Maitre d'ung

Author: vichyssoisegirl

Date: September 8, 2002

by vichyssoisegirl
9-08-02
I'd like a dead cat for two. Smoking if you have it.
I'm sorry sir, we're booked solid. Perhaps if you'd care to wait at the bar?
Would you look at that? Someone left a twenty dollar bill here on the ground.
I believe an excellent ball of dung just opened up.
Marvelous.
If you'd care to follow me, sir?