Payback's a Bitch

Author: vichyssoisegirl

Date: September 8, 2002

by vichyssoisegirl
9-08-02
Say Vern. Think you could loan me $20?
I just fronted you some last week and you haven't paid that back. Do I look like a bank?
Oh, I paid that back. Sure of it. You know elephants, the memory and all.
Oh, yeah well I guess... Hey, wait a fucking minute. That's what you said last time! Pay up fucker!
I left my wallet in my other pants.
Bitch.