Dumb and Dumber

Author: vichyssoisegirl

Date: October 20, 2002

by vichyssoisegirl
10-20-02
Mom, my tummy hurts. I drank a bottle of some blue stuff I found under the sink.
Christ! You're twenty two! I thought we agreed you wouldn't eat the stuff with the Mr. Yuck stickers!
Three days later...
I thought maybe you might have filled them with punch this time.
I'm trading you in for a dog.