Fiber!

Author: victorino

Date: July 26, 2002

by victorino
7-26-02
Damn this constipation!
I haven't moved my bowels in a week!
I'd pay a dollar for a decent crap!
A two foot leaner! A diamond-studded floater! Twice around the bowl with a twist!
Later . . .
Oh My God! I didn't think it would ever stop coming out! Thank you, Jesus! Thank you!
Fiber! It's What's For Dinner!