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J. Fredrick Pimpington III says . . .
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| A large ursine creature converses in an arboreal setting with a small lupine creature. | |
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| The large ursine creature inquires of the small lupine creature - "I say, do you ever experience difficulties with fecal residue adhering to your outer integumentary system?" | |
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| The small lupine creature replies in the negative. "No, I can't say that I've ever experienced any difficulties with fecal residue adhering to my outer integumentary system." | |
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| The large ursine creature then utilizes the corporeal habitus of the small lupine creature as a utensil in the role of removing fecal residue from his own outer integumentary system. | |
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| A bear and a rabbit are talking in the woods. The bears says, "Hey, does shit ever stick to your fur?" The rabbit says "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit. | |
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