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| So I'm trying this new Korean restaurant, and I order the Korean BBQ pork. You can get it from one to twelve stars hot. | |
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| Let me guess. You were thinking "twelve stars" was the same as "five stars" in other restaurants, right? Not that it was just that much hotter? And you ordered what . . . a seven? | |
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| I'm writing a song about it. It's called "There's a hole in my ass where my asshole used to be." | |
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