Good News 1.0

Author: victorino

Date: August 23, 2002

by victorino
8-23-02
Son, I've got good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
Jeez, Doc! Um . . . give me the bad news first, I guess.
Well, you're dying. You'll be dead by the weekend.
Christ, Doc! What's the good news?
You know that secretary out there? The one with the great big jugs, and the peach-shaped ass?
I'm fuckin' her!