Good News 2.0

Author: victorino

Date: August 23, 2002

by victorino
8-23-02
Well, I've got good news and bad news. Which would you like to hear first?
I guess I'll take the good news first.
The good news is, the test results came back and they showed you only have 24 hours to live.
Jesus Christ, Doc! That's the good news? What the hell is the bad news?!?
I've been trying to reach you since yesterday.
Ulp!