Darryl

Author: vralia

Date: December 23, 2002

by vralia
12-23-02
We join Darryl, our somewhat confused hero, just as he is finishing hanging his Christmas decorations.
Yippee! Finally done with that ole Christmas tree. Time for some holly jolly eggnog!
But suddenly, just as Darryl was about to grab his eggnog, the weight of his actions fell upon his shoulders like a 30-pound garbage bag filled with Hearty Beef Vegetable Soup.
Why have I succumbed to such commercialstic desires?
Feeling more alone in the world than a small foz whose parents had been eaten by park rangers, Darryl left his three-room apartment to find the true meaning of Christmas.
...and what does that Santa guy have to do with anything?