PCP Man - Part 3

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
My life is miserable...fifteen years in school for this...twelve-year-olds won't respect me and old ladies smack my ass with canes...at least it isn't ALL bad...
Hey man. Do not sweat it. Take this pill of strength to cheer you up.
Wow! I feel so...so...INVINCIBLE!
You want more, you call, all right? I'm going to go smoke up now.
And thus was born PCP Man.
Hey! Watch me run into a brick wall!...Dude, a floating head!
Disclaimer: Drugs are for losers! And tired comic-writers!