Jordan's 5AM Comic

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
Late at night, we're easily entertained...
I can't believe its 5 AM and I'm not tired yet...well, I suppose that I'll just rearrange my Yahoo! Mail...wait, what is this?
HiThere90: Maybe this old memory will help put you to sleep...
...and nauseated...
Right now I am wearing the white corset you picked out for me, and my breasts do not touch my belly button. How I wish I had your tremendous manhood sliding in and out of me...in..out..in..out..in..
Sweet Jesus, not her again...Please God, Anything but this!
...and negative references to God no longer count...
Mesa recite emailsa fo yusa ALL NIGHTSA LONG! *ahem* Deasa Jordsa-an, Isa wearsa yousa whitesa thongsa andsa...
FUCK YOU, GOD! FUCK YOU!