Shenni Gets A Slap On The Wrist From A Hairy Lesbian

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
A Situation of Gravity
Hey Shenni, we're going to have a meeting tomorrow because since the orgy, we've all been acting really...sexual...towards each other.
What do you expect after a fucking drunken orgy?
What better way to unload unwanted friends than fucking around with them and never calling?
We need to turn our friendship from a 'Sex-Based' Relationship to a 'Stroke-Each-Other's-Egos-Incessantly' relationship.
Honestly, I enjoy the sex more...although you are decidedly hairy and unattractive...could we just never talk AND never mess around? Ever? Please?
And she didn't even bother putting it in a thought bubble...
Allow me to now show my utter disregard for your feelings, values and everything you stand for and ask you to go down on me behind that clump of trees...
Please God, get me on a bus back to Cow Town, where everyone is just nice and fucking dumb.