Christmas Eve Party

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
The Clueless Ex-Boyfriend Proves Himself Unworthy...
*thinks of possible responses*
Hey Shenni, Gel, do you wanna come to my Christmas Eve Party, even though we broke up?
No, but I would like to jam a large desk lamp up your ass...but there's probably not room for it up there...
Actually, on Christmas Eve I usually set a cat on fire and pray to Yishitawe, my Tittie Goddess...say, you have a cat?
Sure, I'll be there around eight...I'll bring over some nice Christmas cookies for your family too!
FUCK!