Pathetically True Story

Author: vralia

Date: January 3, 2003

by vralia
1-03-03
At Abo's in Louisville
So you're dating Ben, huh? How did you meet him?
Well...I'm friends with his little sister. We went to high school together.
Ha Ha Ha! Thats awesome! Thats the funniest thing I've ever heard! Man, what a loser! Dumbass can't even date a girl his own age-he's 22, for chrissakes!
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea.
3 minutes later...
Maybe this wasn't such a good idea...
Man, you're my fucking IDOL, man! Dating a 17-year-old...Wow! Can I have your autograph?