That Weekly DIET

Author: waiji

Date: September 20, 2001

by waiji
9-20-01
So um.... like.... how much for like... you know.... that, that... sex thing... you know?
With YOU? My rate for "ugly old, fat, white fanboys" is fifty dollah. That be an hour.
....... man. Sex is expensive. I'd have to give up that special Belldandy resin kit this week. No, I can't do that.
Hey, big boy! You can't afford none then don't come knockin'!
How about I put my arms around you and take a picture so I can show you off as my asian girlfriend instead?
That be a hundred dollah. My public image is at stake.