That Weekly DIET

Author: waiji

Date: September 20, 2001

by waiji
9-20-01
Dammit! I need to show those guys that I'm not a loser and I can be trendy and have an asian girlfriend!
You can hire me for an hour and I can prance around and act like your girlfriend.
HEEY! That's a good idea! You're petite enough. Do you have a Sasami costume? Wait... hold on.... how old are you again?
How old is legal in this state to sell your ass?
Uh... 18 I think.
Then I'm 18. You white people can't tell the difference anyway.