Kevin's Quest For God

Author: waiji

Date: September 21, 2001

by waiji
9-21-01
Okay. So I get anything I want, right? So I want to be back like I was in college, no, wait, like in college but I'd be actually HOT and girls like me and I'd also be smart, really smart! And thin!
And a lot of hair on my scalp! Real hair! And I'd also like to be a drow elf, as cool as Harlock, with a girlfriend as pretty as Emeraldas but asian and likes to draw anime and and
WHOA WHOA WHOA there, asswipe! Just hold on there.
What is it? Is it too hard? I can tone it down a bit.
No, shiteyes! I am God! Nothing is too hard for Me! But I still have my standards, y'know.