Enter The Captain

Author: waiji

Date: September 25, 2001

by waiji
9-25-01
Now that I've got (internet) buddies, all I need is a cute asian girl to de-virginize me then my life would be complete! (except for that special edition Min May hentai doujin)
Hm, now where can I find someone hot to do the horizontal mambo with? I'm so horny my scrotum is about to implode like the Enterprise in Star Trek 4!
Behold, mortal! It is I, Kevin Sorbo as Captain Penetrator! Behold this divine bulge and prepare thyself for some thundering Greek loving!
Funny... my ass feels tingly all of a sudden...