True love waits.

Author: wasteofwebspace

Date: June 26, 2002

by wasteofwebspace
6-26-02
AMAZING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: In the future they've perfected cloning. As a result same gene marriages are all the rage.
After being legalized by an act of the supreme court, every shallow yuppy tries to find love in their lives by marrying the only person they love -- themselves.
I love you.
I love you more
In other future news: domestic abuse is up by 200%
Why are we so emotionally distant and lazy, god I fucking hate you.
Don't blame it on me, you were the original.. bitch.