All comics by wasteofwebspace

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-25-02
Oddly enough I just incinerated a man with my thoughts
That's right, I just didn't like him.. so *poof*
THE CHICKEN LATER WENT ON TO BECOME PRESIDENT
Oooh, you really don't want to know what I think about you.

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-25-02
This man is contemplating whether or not the comics on this site suck
he is wracked with indesicion.
After he realizes "yes, yes they do, and the internet is filled with morons" he committs suicide.
Want to save lives? Stop making shitty strips.

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-25-02
A keen insite into computer use...
Hi, I'm your computer. You might not know this but I'm a thinking, vindictive creature.
You don't think I need that new graphics card, or RAM upgrade?
Well then, I'm not so sure your wife doesn't need to find out about all that midget s&m in your internet cache. Think about it chumly.

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-25-02
You are looking at the most powerful man in the universe.
Every time this man gets an erection it sets off a universe destroying chain reaction. Luckily he is impotent.
Unluckily...
Hmm... the olsen twins are finally eighteen and posing nude for playboy.

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-26-02
This is Beliazul, he's a demon trying to make it in the real world. Unfortunately he's broke.
Fortunately there's such a thing as room mates. Beliazul's so desperate he'll accept anyone.
The "Odd Couple" don't have anything on these two.
I thought I told you to stop leaving your cigar butts all over the place!
Shut up! Damn, can't a martyr get a beer up in this peice?

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-26-02
AMAZING NEWS FROM THE FUTURE: In the future they've perfected cloning. As a result same gene marriages are all the rage.
After being legalized by an act of the supreme court, every shallow yuppy tries to find love in their lives by marrying the only person they love -- themselves.
I love you.
I love you more
In other future news: domestic abuse is up by 200%
Why are we so emotionally distant and lazy, god I fucking hate you.
Don't blame it on me, you were the original.. bitch.

 

by wasteofwebspace
6-30-02
Heaven. God's house. By the pool.
Hey dad, what happened to the pool boy?
He quit.
But I thought he loved it here.
... Alright, I smote him. It's not by fault he was a dirty heathen.
Hired help for god, the highest paying, and most dangerous, position in the afterlife. Are you worthy enough to clean God's pool filter?
Shit, that's just great. Who's going to dry off my cross now?

 

by wasteofwebspace
7-01-02
In 2004 MTV does a remake of the popular existentialist novella, "Metamorphisis"
Except in this one it's a reality T.V. show, there's advertising everywhere, and none of the writers knew what existentialism was.
I can't believe that Kerry dumped you for Sean, what a bitch!
Like totally! This really makes me want a nice refreshing coca-cola!
Well, you can't blame them for trying.
To drink anything but Coke would be to live in bad faith, which is toally uncool!
Totally.

 

by wasteofwebspace
7-01-02
News from heaven: Jesus has finally decided to return to earth.
Huzzah!
However after checking in with modern youth culture he finds a group even more impressionable than christians.
In music news: The Emo scene welcomes a new star.
Facist compliance, dad treats me like an appliance, and i died for our siiiiiiiins, yeah!
It's like he's speaking right to me! This kicks the shit out of dashboard confessional.

 

by wasteofwebspace
7-29-02
Hi kids! I'm here to talk about the danger of smoking.
Tobacco is whacked out, did you know that bullets and cigarettes share some similar base elements? *truth
Modern American politics. Preying knee jerk reactions since our country's inception.
But we don't got nothing against alcohol... at least not until the next election.

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