This job is hell.

Author: wasteofwebspace

Date: June 30, 2002

by wasteofwebspace
6-30-02
Heaven. God's house. By the pool.
Hey dad, what happened to the pool boy?
He quit.
But I thought he loved it here.
... Alright, I smote him. It's not by fault he was a dirty heathen.
Hired help for god, the highest paying, and most dangerous, position in the afterlife. Are you worthy enough to clean God's pool filter?
Shit, that's just great. Who's going to dry off my cross now?