Jake's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Author: weird4

Date: December 14, 2007

by weird4
12-14-07
'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house. Not a creature was stirring. Not even a mouse.
Uh oh. I hate mice.
The stockings were hung by the chimeny with care. In hopes that Saint Nick would soon be there.
I was supposed to have stockings ready?
The children were nestled all snug in their beds While visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled in for a long winters nap.
All I see in my head is the tainted toys from China.