Jake's 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

Author: weird4

Date: December 16, 2007

by weird4
12-16-07
And his clothes were all tarnished with ashes and soot; A bundle of toys he had flung on his back And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack
So got anything for me?
Hehe..I dunno. Lemme check.
His eyes -- how they twinkled! his dimples how merry His cheeks were like roses, his nose like a cherry His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
AAAAAAAA!! GROOS! YOU HAVE DIMPLES!
That's part of life.
And the beard of his chin was as white as the snow The stump of a pipe he held tight in his teeth And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath He had a broad face and a little round belly
Dude, you need to go on a diet.
HO! HO! HO!