Beggars Can't Be Choosers (or why Colin Quinn isn't funny)

Author: wutangtony

Date: September 2, 2003

by wutangtony
9-02-03
So, I heard that Colin Quinn was molested by a priest when he was a boy, and he talks about it in his act.
Yes, it's true.
To me, that says two things. First, childhood trauma doesn't always make you funny.
And second?
And second, you guys will fuck anybody.
It's true. Praise Jesus.