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They know they shouldn't vote for Nader.
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| Bush has been really shitty, and I lost my job and my health insurance, but Nader believes in all the same shit I believe in. That Kerry asshole protested Vietnam! | |
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| My company laid me off, despite the fact that we had record profits and got a huge tax rebate from the Bush Administration, but I'm casting a protest vote! | |
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Their friends beseech them, begging them to not vote for Nader.
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| Dude, if you fucking vote for Nader, the rich are just going to keep getting a blank check. Your taxes are going to go up while theirs go down! Wake up, you fucking idiot! | |
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| But, dude, Nader is the only candidate that represents me, dude! I'm an eighth-level vegan. I don't eat anything that casts a shadow. Nader gets that! | |
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Meanwhile in January 2005 . . .
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| Whew! Thank the god of capitalism that all those poor people voted for Nader! Here comes four more years of Hummers, tax-free business in the Caymans, and war profiteering. God bless America! | |
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| Sure, I might die, but I get an extra $300 a year! I'm gonna buy me a fucking hammock! Thanks, Nader! | |
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