Merry Freakin' Jihad: the Dark Years

Author: wutangtony

Date: May 13, 2004

by wutangtony
5-13-04
The Moron-in-Chief walks into a big glass house.
Heh, unlike John Kerry, I, uh, didn't throw my medals away from Vietnam!
Um. you didn't go to Vietnam. You used your daddy's influence to get you into the Guard.
Well, John Kerry didn't, uh, deserve, uh, that third purple heart.
Well, let's just assume that's true. Does it take away the first two? By the way, you didn't go to Vietnam, and you were AWOL from your Guard service.
Yeah, but, I'm a pilot. I'm a cowboy!
You're a fuckhead.