Merry Freakin' Jihad

Author: wutangtony

Date: September 18, 2002

by wutangtony
9-18-02
Jim's day had come.
Jim Anderson, I've come for you.
What the fuck? Oh well. Am I going to heaven or hell?
Hell.
Hell?! What the fuck for?
Remember that spider you killed two years ago? Turns out that's all it takes. God has some new rules. He's reorganizing, and needs to cut heaven's costs.
Shit. Who knew God was a Republican CEO?