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| Yesterday, as king of America, I called upon Congress to pass a resolution guaranteeing me the right to fuck Saddam Hussein in the ass. | |
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| And, as I expected the pussy Democrats and the whack-job Republicans rolled over and passed a resolution granting me that power. | |
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| Today, I say that ass-fucking is not enough! I demand that Congress grant me the power to pluck out one of Saddam's eyes with pliers and fuck his wet eye socket! | |
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| Fucking liberal Democrats! Bill O'Reilly supports socket-fucking. I hope Ann Coulter is on Hardball. I need to whack it. After that, I'm writing to my Senator to support socket-fucking. | |
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