If at first you don't succeed

Author: xACOM

Date: October 19, 2002

by xACOM
10-19-02
What a strange place that was. I wanted to talk about RMI, but all these guys kept telling me "Bush is a coke head", "vote Nader" and stuff.
Crap! It didn't work.
Then some dude named Luke wearing a uniform came over and told me he wanted to "smacky an Iraqi". Was that a pickup line?
I need to think of something fast, or I'll be out of a job again.
Christ, what a bunch of wierdos they are in the navy.
Yeah, the guy I was talking to even liked Visual Basic. We need to go somewhere else.