A simple one

Author: xACOM

Date: October 31, 2002

by xACOM
10-31-02
The new CDO learns about his job
So as you can see, this is a pretty easy job, most of the time.
I don't have anything to do between layoffs?
Not a thing. There is however one test you have to pass before we can put you on payroll. There's a certain Senior Technical Director on Keyspan we need to get rid of. You up for it?
Just one guy? Sounds like a piece of cake!
Good. Glad you think so.
I mean, what could the problem be? It's just one... you don't want me lay off the whole department? This is going to be easy!