Patriots from Mars

Author: xb00042

Date: December 18, 2008

by xb00042
12-18-08
FOX 5 News: Factory Explosion Witness.
I was cruising in my spaceship on 24's when I heard this big BOOM. I looked out the window and I was like "oh s***! That ni**a on fire!" It was crazy!
Wait! Before ya'll go I wanna give a shout out to Mars, Pluto, and Jupiter. And shout out to my homeboy Frank. Hold ya head up they gonna drop dem charges!
Why they always interview the dumb ones?
Extra-terrestrial Goon Squad stand up!