All comics by xela

 

Bees are evil fuckers, here's the proof! by xela 2-16-03
what a day... hey, fucko, those shoes are like, totally gay.	come back here you little.... aaaaaaaaarrrrggh	well at least you fucked off the shoes... clouds, silver linings. you know the score fucko. every fucking time...

 

Fucking homo by xela 2-16-03
dude, have you ever contemplated your sexuality before? well yes... i think we all have at some point in our lives.. havent you?	...	you fucking homo cutie

 

The Rape of Christ by xela 2-16-03
yo, so i said to jesus, 'you big homo, im gonna bend you over that cross and show you the meaning of life y'all' yo yo dawg, no way. did you see his bread and wine?	yeah yeah, better than that man. i caved his holy tunnel in so far that there we aint never gonna see light shinin' out that mothafucka again. i am SERIOUS dogg! so... great story and all, but why did you ask me down here? where are the beers...	is he REALLY that stupid? oh bollocks...

 

Michael Jackson - Record Sales Drop by xela 2-16-03
hey mr. pimp sir, would you accept this severed limb as payment? im a little strapped for cash at the moment... whaa? you shittin' me mothafucka? i gotta get me some phat rocks bitch, you aint getting shit for that!	but dude, im really desperate... i havent got laid in years! hey, don't i know you from somewhere...?	erm... err... no... why would you say that? MOTHAFUCKA OOH OOH.. oh shit. SHIT DAWG i knew it was you! michael mothafuckin jackson, i can recognise that face anywhere. so, any plans on following up thriller?

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