The Rape of Christ

Author: xela

Date: February 16, 2003

by xela
2-16-03
yo, so i said to jesus, 'you big homo, im gonna bend you over that cross and show you the meaning of life y'all'
yo yo dawg, no way. did you see his bread and wine?
yeah yeah, better than that man. i caved his holy tunnel in so far that there we aint never gonna see light shinin' out that mothafucka again. i am SERIOUS dogg!
so... great story and all, but why did you ask me down here? where are the beers...
is he REALLY that stupid?
oh bollocks...