Machines of God (If Christ Was In Texas) Part 11

Author: xenotarsosaurus

Date: June 19, 2002

by xenotarsosaurus
6-19-02
Our hero and his comrad, Lorax the Frowler, are faced with a shadowy minacity...
That son of a bitch! He brought a whole demolition crew!
Oh, terrible consternation! How shall we endure the ravages of your nemesis?
Easy. We'll crack his fucking skull in.
Yeah! We'll...hey, what?...um...isn't that drastic?
This guy wants to plow through this forest and destroy everything in his path! His persistence is incessant, never ending! He must be stopped, and this is the only way!
...I reluctantly comply with your plan.