Machines of God (If Christ Was In Texas) Part 12

Author: xenotarsosaurus

Date: June 19, 2002

by xenotarsosaurus
6-19-02
Mortified by the prospect of killing again, our hero can only stand aside as Lorax faces off against his mysterious antagonist!...
So, you've decided to return! I thought you had learned your lesson last time I thrashed you. This time I will leave you incapacitated and beyond repair!
Well, if 'n it ain't ole' Lorax! Wha' 'chu doin' har on my next grazin' pasture?
You fiend! I'll tear you limb from limb!
Bo-ah', I'm a lookin' to hawg tie yer freak ass and feed ya to muh trailer trash wife!
What the hell is going on here?
This "Village People" reject just said fightin' words! I'm about to use my ultimate attack!