Machines of God (If Christ Was In Texas) Part 15

Author: xenotarsosaurus

Date: June 19, 2002

by xenotarsosaurus
6-19-02
The pernicious Rich A. Texan has murdered Lorax and now threatens to do the same to our hero! Can he stand up to Texan and save the forest?
You have earned my everlasting hate! I'll destroy you to protect the world that I love!
Take yer best shot! Baw haw haw!
SUPER LASER HAPPY KILL BOOM BOOM GO! *ZAPPO*!
Haw haw haw! Wanna try again, dead-eye?
Impossible! How could I miss? My reticles are accurate to one-billionth of a centimeter!
Not accurate enough for the world's fastest and most megalomaniacal cowboy this side of the Rio Grande! Yehaw! This forest is as good as gone!