Shopping with the Saddest Man on the Geosynchronous Ship

Author: xenotarsosaurus

Date: September 27, 2002

by xenotarsosaurus
9-27-02
Hi there! Do you have this q'z'rlaxx in a size bran'n'ngot'mp?
Sir, you are NOT a size bran'n'ngot'mp.
I...used to be...
*Sob* *Beeeelch*