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This is a sweet party man...wanna have sex?
We wouldn't wanna do that would we? Thats gross right?
Yea man thats just wrong isn't it?
Yea...i think showin that your gay is gross...isnt that right?
Exactly 1 minute and 53.2757 seconds later
This doesn't leave the room
Agreed

 

Selling new 2007 Hooked On Phonics kits
I'll take one
Sorry "Bro" but I think you're at the wrong place "man"...you want to talk to the guy dont the street..."nig"
?
Hey man you probably want to buy a "Hooked on Ebonics" kit don't ya?
I'll just take a dime bag...

 

Mirror on the wall...please tell me who my wife has sex with...
Ok only me...thats good..now I have to apologize for accusing her of cheating
What the fuck?

 

Hey...My cat ran away again and I was wondering if you would come find it for me...
Yes..I would love to...I'm just a cat person...all them cute cuddly little furballs just love me!
Dont flatter yourself. They only love you because of your scent.
It's the new secret deoderant I got from Wal-mart for 5 bucks
No it's your pussy. It smells like fuckin tuna.
Oh.

 

Well while you were gone today I had sex with your wife..broke the couch...broke your ps3...sold your computer...
Ignore Him..Ingore Him...Must Ignore...
..set your bedroom on fire...smoked 3 packs of your cigarettes...killed all your dogs..killed all your cats too...cut down your rose bushes..smashed your tv screen..
Ignore. Ignore. Ignore.
...Drank all your beer...smoked all your weed...
YOU WHAT?! Are you kidding me?

 

Can't you see im fuckin busy?
*psst* This is the scene where we do it.
Lets make this quick...I want to beat Final Fantasy...ok?.ok. Thank heavens you came back to me...umm *cough* What was my next line?
Maybe you would remember if you'd start looking into my eyes instead of looking at my tits.
Ah. Fuck you then

 

Whats wrong?
Well...it's just that your moving...and...
And what?
Well...
Come on you can tell me anything..
Well..I was fucking your mom when you were at your piano lessons...Now that you are moving who am I gonna do when your both gone?

 

Why are my boxers crusted to my weiner?
Dad?
Hopefully the ecstacy I gave him distorted his memory of last night
Why does it hurt when I pee?

 

My wife was being raped by five grown black men..
You are probably wondering how I stopped them..
I threw them a basketball

 

The other day I witnessed 2 black guys being ran over by a speeding semi truck..
I felt bad..
Just kidding

 

Hey im gonna have to boot yo ass up right now so I can look at my lesbian asian fettish porn.
Nah. Fuck that. I got a hot date tonight.
But your a computer!
I got a pretty "hard drive" if ya know what I mean.
Hope he doesnt got spyware.
I want to feel you up inside of me.

 

He he. You look like a lame version of me.
Don't make me take this damn suit off.
Hehehehe! Is that all you got? hehehe!
Why are you laughing!?
Hehe. Get to work.

 

Ow! My butthole!
They don't call me tank for nothin...Thats 5 bucks by the way...
Mom! Who is that stranger? And why are you guys naked on the floor?
*Ahh!...Ohhhh yeah!*Go back to bed Ronnie
Wow...that sure was a loud storm last night.

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