The Cat Whisperer

Author: xlovebrokenpoemx

Date: May 1, 2007

Hey...My cat ran away again and I was wondering if you would come find it for me...
Yes..I would love to...I'm just a cat person...all them cute cuddly little furballs just love me!
Dont flatter yourself. They only love you because of your scent.
It's the new secret deoderant I got from Wal-mart for 5 bucks
No it's your pussy. It smells like fuckin tuna.
Oh.